Complaint Letter (by Ugo BL)

Ed-in the clouds

The Castle
High in the Sky

Pc Grabbem
Police Station
Little Stalking
Beanshire

September 10th, 2016

Dear Sir,

I am very upset about the disgraceful behavior of Jack, who visited my castle without my permission at least three times last week.

Firstly, he took my sack of gold, forged from the mines of Mount Everest, kept in the tomb of Tutankamun for 2000 years and found by my great-grandfather Leonardo.

Secondly, he stole my golden harp that I played to the Universe during its darkest hours.

Lastly, he stole my golden egg laying hen that I won in Master chef giants, and I have been making golden breakfasts ever since.

I don’t wish for him to be harmed, but I want him to sail around the world three times so he can feel what I felt so long ago to find these Ancient Relics.

Yours sincerely,
Richard Giants